Good boys
Mum caught little Johnny jerking his meat off one day.She told him – “Johnny...
Why Gynecology?
A young doctor just out of medical school announced to his wife that he...
If Cray made toasters…
If Cray made toasters…They would cost $16 million but would be faster thanany other...
Bribery 2
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness....
Mrs. Prussy
The little darlings were all in their seats on the first day of school...
Billy-Bob and Billi-Jo
it is 10:00 at the police station and there is only 2 officers working...
The Difference Is ..
What’s the difference between a porcupine and the White House?With a porcupine, the pricks...
Hungry Lion
A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He...
Modems beat women
|Some reasons why a modem is better than a woman:A modem doesn’t ask for...
HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman