58 Actual Newspaper Headlines
58 Actual Newspaper Headlines(collected by journalists)1. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says2....
What is the future
|My horoscope read, “You’re going places and you can’t be stopped.”Apparently the cop who...
Blonde quickies 161-180
161. Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours? A: Write ‘Please turn...
Always on Duty
A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were...
Indifference
Indifference will be the downfall of mankind, but who cares?
No problem
A guy walks into his doctor and says,”Doc, you gotta help me, I can’t...
Fun Tonight?
Husband: Let’s go out and have some fun tonight.Wife: Okay, but if you get...
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting…
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting.She’s very lovely, but is best...
Blonde Hijacker
Airport Security alerted an airline crew to keep an eye a blonde passenger who...
A man, being on top of a woman…
A man, being on top of a woman, says after a while: “Honey, your...