Please describe him
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Yo mama so fat… George Washington
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a...
Cock A Doodly Doo!
This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So...
Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?
Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?So they can see the...
TONS of Groaners. . .
Q: What’s red and goes up and down?A: A tomato in an elevator.Q: What...
Baby bear wants to live somewhere else
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Bill Gates at the pearly gates!
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being sized...
Great to be a woman
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Some yogurt visits a local bar
|Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, who was a tub...
You have an Internet addiction when . . .
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