What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?”The holy pole...
The Marriage Proposal.
An elderly pair (he a widower, she a widow) meet in a retirement village....
Corporate lingo list
|Here’s a little clarification of corporate lingo. COMPETITIVE SALARY:We remain competitive by paying less...
If the NSA ran Christmas…
|Your ornaments would have a secret trap door that only the NSA could access...
So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a building…
So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a buildingand...
Just idle conversation…
A bored guy sat in the bar and looking to strike up a conversation.He...
Smaller or larger tuxedo
|A friend got married and I, being the best man, decided a humorous practical...
Mr. Johnson
Mr. Johnson, a businessman from Wisconsin, went on a business trip toLouisiana. He immediately...
Two wives were airing their troubles…
Two wives were airing their troubles:”I’d like to get a divorce,” said the first.”My...
headmasters and bullfrogs
|What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?Both have big heads that consist mostly...