Little Johnny’s Lessson
One day Ms. Nelson, a kindergarden teacher, was giving a lesson on imagination. What...
A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock…
A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock ready to process at the...
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow…
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow$200 for six...
Diary of a computer lamer
|July 18I just tried to connect to America online, which I’ve heard is the...
Everything Gone!
A man was complaining to a friend:”I had it all; money, a beautiful house,...
Food Better Than Men
Why is food better than men?Because you don’t have to wait an hour for...
Wrong Size
A woman that was on her death-bed turned to her husband telling him he...
Lollihops!
|What’s a toads favorite sweet?Lollihops!
Be Poetic
“When a customer comes into the shop, be very polite to them and try...
Bullfighters
What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?Quattro sinko.