What is the future
|My horoscope read, “You’re going places and you can’t be stopped.”Apparently the cop who...
Doing Laundry
Three women always hang their laundry out in the backyard. When it rains, however,...
Crazy Sally went to her gynecologist…
Crazy Sally went to her gynecologist when she got her vibrator stuck inside of...
The Blonde and the Alligator
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a...
How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?
How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?Promote one and watch the...
Cool Bumper Stickers!
Cool Bumper Stickers-A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. -Horn broken,...
If she went out with me
|A man had been out in the back woods for weeks, cutting logs. He...
Foot Tall
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a man who...
David Beckham
whats the best way to travel to the moon?transform yourself into a ball and...
Humor about the Irish
|An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman each order a Guiness in a pub....