Little johnny at school
One day at the end of class little Johnny’s teacher has the class go...
Kermit the Frog
|Why doesn’t Kermit the Frog like elephants?They always want to play leap frog with...
Whats the world weakest animal?
|Whats the world weakest animal?A toad, he croaks if you even touch him!
cross a frog with some mist
|What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?Kermit the Fog!
2 men and a woman…
What happens when you have :2 Italian men a 1 Italian woman 2 French...
You know why a dog licks his ass?
You know why a dog licks his ass?Because he knows in five minutes he’ll...
Don’t give us a bad name
|There was a blonde driving down the road listening to the radio. The announcer...
Wife helps out the cop
|A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes...
GOD’s Kids.
Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought...
Worries while flying
|Two statisticians were travelling in an airplane from LA to New York. About an...