Math
Why is math always sad?Because it has too many problems.
Computer Illiteracy
1. Compaq is considering changing the command “Press Any Key” to “Press Return Key”...
Gold medal
What’s better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!
Dealing with trouble
|A deputy police officer responded to a report of a barroom disturbance. The “disturbance”...
If you cloned Henry IV…
If you cloned Henry IV, would he be Henry V, or Henry IV Part...
I can hear clearly now…
Dave: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing...
One for the Mrs!
An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who...
Why are women so bad at mathematics?
Q: Why are women so bad at mathematics? A: Because men keep telling them...
How do you change a blondes mind?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Blow in her ear.
Why Women Are Bad Mathematicians
Why are women so bad at mathematics?Because men keep telling them that this…||is 12...