Real quotes from real people!
“I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I...
Hypothetical Question
A little boy goes up to his father and asks:”Dad, what’s the difference between...
Bumpy Stickers!
Clinton doesn’t inhale, he sucks USE CAUTION! 90% of people are made by accident....
That was an insult
A man came storming out of the courthouse ranting and raving; obviously really angry...
The wife is not speaking to me
|One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a...
How Shit Happens
How Shit HappensIn the Beginning was The PlanAnd then came the AssumptionsAnd the Assumptions...
For the man I love.
A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone, come in on a...
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?Getting fingered by Captain Hook!
How do we know that the Toothbrush was invented in West Virginia?
How do we know that the “Toothbrush” was invented in West Virginia? – Had...
Some possible computer bumper stickers
|1. BREAKFAST.COM Halted…Cereal Port Not Responding2. Bad command or file name! Go stand in...