You Know You’re In California When…
The fastest part of your commute is down your driveway. You were born somewhere...
Confucius Say
Confucius Say…Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.He who lives in glass house,...
Itchy
A teacher notices that a little boy at the back of the class is...
Theory of the Stork
Two different theories exist concerning the origin of children: the theory of sexual reproduction,...
Snail’s Pace
A man hears a knock at his door, opens it but doesn’t see anyone.He...
Signs and notices 16
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At a restaurant...
Good news and bad news
The McCartney kids are at the family ranch anxiouslyawaiting news of their mother. Paul...
An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady…
An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady and they are very much in...
A good sport!
John receives a phone call.”Hello,” he answers.The voice on the other end says, “This...
White House Ghosts
One night, Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....