Leroys
A man from the Welfare department was interviewing a lady who had requested assistance...
Scared half to death
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
The Facelift
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000...
Sure signs it’s your last day at work.
You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, “What’s this?”, you...
Noah’s Ark in an apple
|Why didn’t the two worms get on Noah’s Ark in an apple?Because everyone had...
Food for Thought
Patient: Doctor, you’ve gotta help me. I eat apples, apples later come out into...
Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
There goes another one
|Pat and Mick landed themselves a job at a sawmill. Just before morning tea...
My Only Extravagance
“Okay,” said the wife, “I’ll admit I like to spend money, but it’s the...
Fur Fortune
Mike and Bill, are hanging out in the lone bar in a one-horse town...