How does physics save lives?
One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. Apre-med student rudely interrupted...
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
She changed me
“Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got...
yo mama so fat.. drivers license
Yo mama is so fat that her driver’s license says, “Picture continued on other...
Everyone Is Busy
Sales person: Hello, may I speak to the man of the house please? Youngster:...
The Coincidence
A man went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar...
Polygamy and…
A child at a Christian school was studying the early days of Mormonism in...
Turtle and a Blonde?
What do a turtle and a blonde have in common?When they’re on their back...
Upset With Driver’s License
Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver’s License?A: Because she...
Happens all the time
A guy starts talking to two women in a bar, they turnout to be...