College Physics
A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when...
Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles! Yo mama...
Paddy the Puddy Cat sitter…
One day O’Leary decided to visit his friend Paddy and ask him for a...
Is there a doctor in the house?
A strained voice called out through the darkenedtheater, “Please, is there a doctor in...
Ant and Elephant have romance
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the...
Yo’ Momma is…
Yo’ Mamma is so ugly, I went into your house saw her TV was...
Mother Teresa’s Constipation
Two nuns walk into a liquor store and one asked the clerk for the...
Was your wife a virgin when you married?
“Was your wife a virgin when you married?”"I don’t know. Some say yes. Some...
Hillary and Bill at baseball game
Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of the year, and everyone...
You’re so stupid… Police
You’re so stupid that when police tell you that you broke the speed limit,...