Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?He was looking for Pooh!
How do you tell two KKK members apart?
How do you tell two KKK members apart?Ask their wife. After all, she’s their...
Taliban Tank
How do you stop a taliban tank ?Shoot the Guy Pushing it
Once upon a time!
Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter,...
A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex…
A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex with a dead woman. “How...
12 Feet Deep
Why are lawyers buried 12 feet deep instead of just six? Because deep down...
How is a woman like an airplane?
How is a woman like an airplane? -Both have cockpits.
The Fowl-Mouthed Parrot!
A woman was walking down the street past a pet shop, and when she...
Disgruntled Genie
A man walking down the beach, sees a old bottle in the sand and...
A WOMANS SCHEDULE
A WOMAN’S SCHEDULE1. Get up. 2. Pee. 3. Drink raspberry-cranberry tea. 4. Pee. 5....