A dancing duck
A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table...
Lion Tamer
wo unemployed guys are talking. One says, “I’m going to become a lion tamer.”...
Why are there so many Jones’s in the phone book?
Why are there so many Jones’s in the phone book? Because they all have...
Why is it so hard for women to find kind, sweet…
Why is it so hard for women to find kind, sweet,sensitive men in this...
Resume Bloopers
REASONS FOR LEAVING THE LAST JOB:–Responsibility makes me nervous.–They insisted that all employees get...
Dollars equal ten cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 10 centProof:We know that $1 = 100 centsDivide both sides by...
Preparing for skiing
Soak your gloves and store them in the freezer after every use. Fasten a...
Lost far from a home
|A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie’s house, and grandpa Morris...
There are thousands of sex phone lines for men…
There are thousands of sex phone lines for men but only a few for...
Halloween party
A married couple was invited to a Halloween party. That night, as they were...