The Suicide
There was a blonde and a brunette watching the 10:00 news. A news reporter...
Men Are Like Toilets..
Men are like toilets — either they’re taken, or full of crap!
A man goes to a psychiatrist…
A man goes to a psychiatrist. To start things off, the psychiatristsuggests they start...
Frog Available
A lady was walking down the street when a small sign in the window...
Where are you living?
|A cop pulled up two Irish drunks, and asked to the first, “What’s your...
Saving the Oppossum!
Late one night a couple is driving down a country highway and run over...
Spaghetti
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few...
Martha Stewart’s Rules for Rednecks
GENERAL 1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people...
The religious bear.
In the middle of a forest, there was a hunter who was suddenly confronted...
He had his own frog horn!
|Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?He had his own frog horn!