Why did god invent alcohol?
Why did god invent alcohol? – So fat women can get laid too.
face like a million dollars
You’ve a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!
How do you embarrass an archeologist?
Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?A: Give him a used tampon and ask...
Mistakes
Why did God create men first? Because we learn from mistakes.
Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
Role Reversal
A visitor, returning to Kuwait for the first time since the Gulf War, was...
I used my head
Three guys made a competition to see who would make a girl scream louder...
Pest-by-Modem
Pest-by-Modem Here’s how to be a pest-by-modem:*Make up fake acronyms. On-line veterans like to...
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?A: He sold his soul to Santa.
A dentis appointment
Two guys are susposed to meet at 4:30. Charley shows up at4:30 and waits....