David Beckham
whats the best way to travel to the moon?transform yourself into a ball and...
Kid divorces his parents.
There was this kid who wanted to divorce his parents, so he takes them...
Do you already have a child?
|During the wedding ceremony, when the minister/preacher/priest comes to the part about, “If anyone...
Wife isn’t in the car
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir,...
Rising Temperature
Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up a point or...
Call A Smart Blonde
Q: What do you call a smart blond?A: A golden retriever!
What’s in the bag?
|A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde robbed a supermarket. As they were stealing,...
Is there a way to thank you?
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...
On their honeymoon night…
On their honeymoon night, the burly groom took off his pants and asked his...
What’s the difference between a Geneologist and a Gynecologist?
What’s the difference between a Geneologist and a Gynecologist?A Geneologist looks up your family...