Saving one of them
Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we’ve managed to save one of them.Patient:...
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?
Q: Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?A: To meet chicks.
Why dont mexicans have barbeques?
Why don’t mexicans have barbeques?the beans keep slipping through the grill.
Choices, Choices
For three years, the young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at a...
A secret pregnant lover
|At the rehearsal dinner for my boss’ daughter and son-in-law-to-be, a loud eight-months pregnant...
Give me the bad news first…
“give me the bad news first.”"You’ve got AIDS.”"Oh, no! What could be worse than...
About one mile a day!
|What was the snail doing on the highway?About one mile a day!
36 things you’ll never hear from a Redneck!
36 things you’ll never hear from a Redneck…1. “I’ll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex”2....
A fellow in a bar notices a woman…
A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone, who comes in on...