Geekonics
GeekonicsBy John WoestendiekPhiladelphia InquirerWed., January 8, 1997NEWS BULLETIN: Saying it will improve the education...
Why do blondes use so much shampoo?
Why do blondes use so much shampoo? The instructions read: LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT
Been In College Too Long…
You consider McDonald’s “real food.” You actually like doing laundry at home. 4:00 AM...
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center…
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
Where lawers come from
An anxious woman goes to her doctor. “Doctor,” she asks nervously, “canyou get pregnant...
What was its name?
|Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the...
These two women went out for a night on the town…
These two women went out for a night on the town and got just...
58 Newspaper Headlines
58 Actual Newspaper Headlines (collected by journalists) 1. Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash,...
It’s a Bummer to be an egg!
It’s a bummer to be an egg because…1) You only get laid once. 2)...
Apologizing to China
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...