The Apple Corps!
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The Life Of The Party
The couple were leaving the cocktail party, where the husband, slightly flushed, had been...
A guy’s on the electric chair…
A guy’s on the electric chair. The warden’s just about to pull the switchwhen...
Zoo Closed In Warsaw
I heard they closed the zoo in Warsaw. The duck died.
The Missionary!
A Missionary went to what he thought was an totally uninhabited island. He discovered...
Twenty ways to confuse Santa Claus
|1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining...
Rejected Childrens Book Titles
MORE REJECTED CHILDRENS BOOK TITLES:1. Juggling Knives is Easy2. Where to Find the toys...
Why Do They Do That?
Why do they manufacture perfumed bathroom tissue when our noses are on our faces?
Blonde History Lesson.
A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a blonde gathering, and his hostess naturally...
Stupid Stories
|Police in Wichita, Kansas, arrested a 22-year-old man at an airport hotel after he...