If Radio Shack ran Christmas…
|he staff would sell you ornaments, but not know anything about them or what...
Ode to spell checkers
|ODE TO A SPELL CHECKERby Jerrold H ZarI have a spelling checker.It came with...
Bill Collector
WARNING! POOR FRED IS DEAD. DO NOT READ THIS UNLESS YOU HAVE COME TOMOURN...
Let’s Swear
Mother calls up stairs, “You boys better get down here and eat your breakfast...
Stop credit card fraud
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
This one is really disgusting…
Two fags are on a picnic,and the first guy says,”I have to take adumpski,”and...
Naming the Twins
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital...
Greedy Kiwi
This aussie caught this Kiwi having a bit of fun with a sheep…..”Mate”, the...
Bartender Help
An armless man walked into a bar which is empty except for the bartender.He...
Fire At 40,000 Feet
While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and Mr. Smith looked out the...