Signs and notices 05
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Outside a country...
Some police quotes
|”The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them...
Did you see that?
|Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, “Did you see that?”"No,”...
Beer quote
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. –Benjamin...
A dilemma
When someone asks you, “A penny for your thoughts”,and you put your two cents...
What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?
Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?A: A...
A Call for More Scientific Truth in Product Warning Labels
A Call for More Scientific Truth in Product Warning Labels by Susan Hewitt and...
Sister Ann, arent you putting on a little weight?
“Sister Ann, aren’t you putting on a little weight?” inquired Father Dan during his...
Question answer 08
|Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar?All of them, a crossbar can’t...
Why dont mexicans have checking accounts?
Why don’t mexicans have checking accounts?It’s too hard to spray paint your name on...