Dog Rules
Dog Rules…1. The dog is not allowed in the house.2. Okay, the dog is...
Signs
Sign on a brake repair shop in Joliet, Illinois, “We stand in front of...
Amish father
Q: How does an Amish father find his daughter in the field? A: Pretty...
Affairs With Men
Q: Did you hear about the blonde lesbian?A: She kept having affairs with men!
It’s the same thing!
There was a new girl in school, when asked her name, she replied “Happy-Butt”....
He was light fingered!
|Why did the firefly keep stealing things?He was light fingered!
How does a yuppie couple perform doggie-style sex?
How does a yuppie couple perform doggie-style sex?He sits up and begs and she...
Love thy Neighbor
The middle-aged married couple finally moved into the Condo of their dreams, but right...
Tuns of PunsGalore – Part III
We painted our floor with luminous paint. So now the florescent what it used...
IDIOTS & GEOGRAPHY
|After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss...