Congratulations
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed:”Come and bury my wife.”"But I...
40 Year Old Man and Woman
What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and asingle 40-year-old man?The 40-year-old...
Scared half to death
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
What did the dumb blond say to the large breasted waitress…
Q: What did the dumb blond say to the large breasted waitress after reading...
Some of the most tactful people on Earth are English…
Some of the most tactful people on Earth are English. One office supervisor called...
Unengaged Brain
PLEASE ENGAGE BRAIN BEFORE SPEAKINGWhenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids...
Two bikers were talking at a bar…
Two bikers were talking at a bar.”How’s married life?” asks the first.”It’s fine,” says...
Little Johnny sat playing in the garden…
Little Johnny sat playing in the garden. When his mother came out to collect...
An elderly man goes into a brothel…
An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like...
Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...