Actual stupid questions asked
|The below excerpts appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune. They were taken from real...
insults part 1
He has a one-track mind, and the traffic on it is very light. He...
Drink to Forget
Sign seen in a bar:”Those drinking to forget please pay in advance.”
Beer quote
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. –Benjamin...
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?When he’s hanging by his teeth.
Skunks
What do you call a pair of skunks that are 69′ing?OdorEaters!!!
Life Quotes
To solve the human equation, we need to add love, subtract hate, multiply good,...
Yo Mama’s So Fat…
Yo mama’s so fat- Yo Mama’s so fat, she couldn’t fit in a satellite...
A hearing problem
An elderly man thinking his wife was losing her hearing went about20′ behind her...
Women Drivers!
Driving to the office this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my...