Doctor, Doctor!!!
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m a dog.Doctor: Sit on the couch and we...
Its a Matter of Perspective
Dear Mom and Dad:Since I left for college I have been remiss in writing...
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Knock Knock Jokes 16
Knock Knock Who’s there? Almond! Almond who? Almond the side of the law! Knock...
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“Get this.” said the bloke to his mates, “Last night while I was down...
Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive
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A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues…
A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues of his new hearing aid. “It’s...
The stranded lawyers!
Two lawyers had been stranded on a deserted island for several months.The only other...