Women’s Breasts Like a Train Set
Why are women’s breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time?Because...
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? The Captain’s log.
What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?
What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?Wayne takes a shower after 3...
A Second Opinion
A Second OpinionA man runs into the vet’s office carrying his dog, screaming forhelp....
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage....
What do you call a boomerang…
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A: A stick!
Knickerless
Joe is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny...
I Said the F Word
A guy goes to his local church during the week to see the priest...
Elephants V
Why do elephants live in herds?To get a wholesale reduction on the shoes with...
a dyslexic man walks into a…
a dyslexic man walks into a bra…Sent by Robert