Grandma’s peanuts
A guy goes to visit his grandmother and he brings his friends with him.While...
Having a baby at 80
An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he’s...
Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up?
Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up? He wanted children and...
A bat joke.
A group of bats, hanging at the ceiling of a cave, discovers a single...
Join A Club
The Yoko Club? – Oh no.The German philosophy club? – I. Kant.The Ford-Nixon club?...
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy…
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of...
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant? He forgot to wrap...
Soap dispenser
Two priests are off to the showers late one night.They undress and step in...
I bet I can bite both of my eyes
|A man walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his...
Scottie (Star Trek)
Ha ha ha,very funny Scottie….NOW BEAM DOWN MY CLOTHES!!