Chicken jokes 02
|Q: Why don’t chickens like people?A: They beat eggs!Q: Why did the rooster run...
Instructions for Microsoft’s TV dinner
|You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to accept...
Helen Keller
Why did Helen Keller go insane?She tried to read a stucco wall.
What’s the difference…
Q: What’s the difference between a penis and a paycheck?A: You don’t have to...
BUY YUGO WAR BONDS
BUY YUGO WAR BONDSFor $25 US dollars you can invest in the future of...
Blonde and Easter Bunny
Once there was this guy, and he was driving in his car, and all...
Think quality
A lady swallowed a super Gillette razor blade and her doctor discovered that not...
Lover’s Lane
At a paternity trial, the blonde’s lawyer asked, “On the night of July 16th...
Cliff jump
A blonde and a brunette both jumped off a cliff at the same time....
The Ring
A student engineer in the office got engaged some time ago. At her wedding,...