A definition of God
A little boy was learning about God in his church, and he was talking...
What did Marv Albert do after NBC gave him the pink slip?
What did Marv Albert do after NBC gave him the pink slip?He put it...
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?Fill the gas tank!
How do you scare a man?
How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
Brain Operation
This German guy wanted to marry this Polish lady, but Poland had a law...
Dying Family
A Blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned...
Celibacy Test
Three young candidates for the priesthood are told by the Monsignor they have to...
A girl called the police department and reported that…
A girl called the police department and reported that she had been assaulted. The...
New Viruses!
OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly...
Incompatible
Once heard from a girl who just broke up with someone:My old boyfriend and...