Dinosaurs
Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss !Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss !
The Redneck Capenter…
Some men in a pickup truck drove to a lumber yard.One of the men...
Honor
On the wedding night of the newly wedded royal couple, they wanted to make...
Horoscopes by Adam Sandler
Aquarius (Jan 23 – Feb 22) – You have an inventive mind and are...
yo mama is so fat.. neck
Yo mama is so fat, that the back of her neck looks like a...
Ken: So Mr. President…
Ken: So Mr. President did you ever buy Lewinsky any giftsPrez: I don’t rightly...
Quotes from stupid 02
These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. “That race was all...
Efficiency
|From: Efficiency & Ticket, Ltd., Management ConsultantsTo: Chairman, The London Symphony OrchestraRe: Schubert’s Symphony...
Don\’t Pee In the Pool
The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the...
Banned Children’s Books
BANNED CHILDREN’S BOOKSDad’s New Wife Timothy Pop! Goes the Hamster…and Other Great Microwave Games...