What’s the difference between a barmaid in the evening and…
What’s the difference between a barmaid inthe evening and a barmaid at night?A barmaid...
What’s the most active muscle in a woman?
Q: What’s the most active muscle in a woman?A: The penis.
So what is your name?
The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told...
Call In Sick…
Bob calls in to his job:”Hey, boss I’m not coming to work today. I’m...
White House news release!
Democrats announced today they are changing their emblem from a donkey to a condom...
I’m John The Baptist
A man who thought he was John the Baptist was disturbing the neighborhood, so...
Eye Doctor
A Japanese man went to the eye doctor. The optometrist said to theman, “Sir,...
Just Ducky!
If ever you want to annoy someone who annoys you, just say this punchline...
What is the future
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Canadian driving!
How to identify a Canadian driver:1. – One hand on wheel, one hand on...