billy’s father is a lawyer
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?
Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? He decided to...
The Promotion
Boss: Johnson, we giving you a promotion but you have to move to Montreal....
Ideal Drinking Age
AGE DRINK 17 beer 25 beer 35 vodka 48 double vodka 66 Maalox
How does a women hold her liquor?
How does a women hold her liquor?By the ears.
Screwy Date
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He’s...
Rectum Stretcher
Pulling up to the toll both Jack handed the collector a $100.00 bill.Looking incredulously...
A small boy walks into his mothers room…
A small boy walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.”Mummy, mummy, what...
Cop coming upon a young couple making out…
Cop coming upon a young couple making out….Cop: What the hell are you two...
There were these three morticians talking about…
There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats. The first one says,...