Measure Intelligence
Q: How do you measure a blonde’s intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in...
Stand Over There
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
Reptiles!
|What kind of tiles can’t you stick on walls?Reptiles!
Men Are Like
..Placemats. They only show up when there’s food on the table. ..Mascara. They usually...
Blonde quickies 161-180
161. Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours? A: Write ‘Please turn...
A blonde detective
|A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives. To test...
Ant jokes 02
|What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?Your great-ant!Who was...
Don’t be on this flight
|”This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I’d like to welcome...
A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins…
A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins. Shelooks surprised...
SCHEDULE OF A MAN
A MAN’S SCHEDULE 1. Get up. 2. Pass gas. 3. Drink cup of black...