Parachute
Q: Did you hear about the new automatic parachutes, invented by a blond? A:...
A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor…
A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor.He says “Doctor, I...
What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner?
What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner? Reservations.
What is the future
|My horoscope read, “You’re going places and you can’t be stopped.”Apparently the cop who...
Timbucktoo
It seems that two of the great Romantic British Poets, Shelly and Keats died...
Shift Key FAQ
Q. My shift keys have little arrows on them. Does that mean the *real*...
What is blue and sings alone?
What’s blue and sings alone? – Dan Ackroyd.
Aliens At a Gas Pump
Two Aliens land in Detroit, next to a Gas station. The Aliens waddle out...
These two sperm were swimming around…
These two sperm were swimmin’ around, doin’ their thing and one sperm asks the...
Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?
A double whammy:Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?So they can hide in cherry...