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Mice in a lightbulb?
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Requesting a three day pass
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Equation of earnings
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There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market…
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market. One...
Destroy an opponent
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New Year Nerd Resolutions
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Girls Night Out
So … the other day, my friends and I went to this “Ladies NightClub.”One...
Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?
Q: Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?A: It’s harder to pick up.
The definition of a phallic symbol
This girl walks in to a doctors office and she asks “Whats a failic...