2 jokes
What do u get if u cross bambi wit a ghost?BAMBOOWhat is a duck’s...
The Broken Clock
Mike’s grandfather clock suddenly stops working right one day, so he loads it into...
This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker…
This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker says, “Say,...
My Aunt
Joe says to Bill, “Want to see a picture of my Aunt?”Bill said, “Sure.”So...
Super Looong List of One-Liners Part 2!
Q. How do you Scare a Man?A. Sneak up behind him and start throwing...
Identify the problem
|A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but was not getting...
Mom’s Dictionary
Amnesia: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to become romantic...
On Marriage
MarriageGetting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order...
How to get out of anext speeding ticket!
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
Polish Battle Ship
Q. How do you sink a polish battleship? A. Put it in water!