Women…rules men wish you would learn!
RULES MEN WISH WOMEN KNEW:If you think you’re ugly, you probably are. Don’t ask...
gay lad limerick
There was a gay lad from KartoumeTook a lesbian up to his roomWell, they...
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new…
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brandnew tennis ball....
Biblical constipation
Who are the five most constipated men in the Old Testament?1) Cain wasn’t Abel.2)...
Little Johnny- F in Arithmetic
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.”Why?” asks...
I don’t owe anything for this drink
|The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” The guy...
The 5 toughest questions!
The 5 toughest questions that women ask men, and the answers…The questions are:1.What are...
What two things in the air will get a women pregnant?
What two things in the air will get a women pregnant? Her legs.
Two neighbors had been fighting each other…
Two neighbors had been fighting each other fornigh on four decades. Bob buys a...
Tons of Yo Mamma Jokes
Yo mama’s so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just...