Elephant Jokes Eight
Q: Why do elephants have trunks?A: Because they would look silly with glove compartments.Q:...
Dentist
Then there?s the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to...
Susie walkin the dog!
A little girl asks her Mom, “May I take the dog for a walk...
The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum…
The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum, Dr Michael MacDonaldwas in America. An old...
Great reason to drink beer!
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and...
May I borrow your dog for a few days?
|It’s for my mother-in-law,” explained the mourner at the funeral procession. Tightening the leash,...
Rooster and Peanut Butter
What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?A cock that...
A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show…
A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show. They got...
Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater…
Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater. “That man beside me is fumbling his...
There are no honest lawyers
|A lawyer named Impos Syble was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made...