Yo mama so fat.. tripped
Yo mamma’s so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th.
Cristmas Quiz
If athletes get athlete’s foot, astronauts get missile toe.A bird dog could be called...
If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...
Pecuniary reasons
A few moments after the daughter announced her engagement, her Father asked, “Does this...
Household items
Back in the ’70s, days of conspicuous (ahem) consumption, Hugh Hefner was showing a...
No Parking
This particular Wizard worked in a modern factory. Everything was satisfactory except that certain...
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These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Typhoon Rips Through...
A lawyer named Strange died…
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe...
A croaker spaniel!
|What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?A croaker spaniel!
Declaration Of Independence
The Court of King George IIILondon, EnglandJuly 10, 1776Mr. Thomas Jeffersonc/o The Continental CongressPhiladelphia,...