Measuring Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink...
Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?
Q. Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?A. Because she found out what...
How Hell froze over.
Once, a gay man went to heaven. At the Great Gate, Saint Peter was...
2 Docs on a Date.
At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each...
Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murder
Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murderA lady named Linda went to Arkansas last...
A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife…
A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife. He says...
Samples Needed
My boyfriend said that for his physical, the doctor needed a urine specimen, a...
Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together…
Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together at a posh hotel. When...
New Name
So, I recently took a tour of the White House, and on the tour...
Dog with no legs
Q. Where you you fing a dog with no legs?A. Right where you left...