Downsizing
Boss: (to employee) Experts say that humor on the job relieves tension inthis time...
Mice in a lightbulb?
Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: Two…but I...
Diseases
The doctor took Dan into the room and said, “Dan, I have some good...
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed…
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed with three blokes.”Hello, hello,...
HoHoHo
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil-worshipper?He sold his soul to Santa!
Careful what you wish for
There was this mexican who was walking down a beach when he found a...
Punishment
A man was sent to Hell for his sins. As he was being taken...
What’s pink and slowly turns red?
What’s pink and slowly turns red?A baby chewing a razor blade.
Santa vs. system admins
|The similarities between Santa and System Admins1. Santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funny.2....
College girl visits the doctor
A young woman goes into the doctor’s office for a checkup. As she takes...