Moles
A momma mole, papa mole, and baby mole lived in a hole outside of...
Why do not Mexicans teach drivers Ed…
Why don’t Mexicans teach driver’s Ed. and Sex Education on the same day? Because...
Computer Crashed
My computer crashed and died today And I thought, “oh well what the hey”...
Fire Truck
A fireman is at the station house working outside on the fire truck when...
Shellfish Crab
Two lobsters were sunbathing on the beach.The girl lobster suggested that the boy lobster...
Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the street…
Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the street when he sees abuilding...
Twas The Night…-why did I stop there?
Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the houseThere were empties and buttsLeft around...
Blonde quickies 141-160
141. Q: Why did the blonde chick drown in the pool ? A: Someone...
What’s the definition of virginity?
Q: What’s the definition of virginity?A: A big issue over a little tissue.
Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library?
Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library?Both the books got burned,...