A Redneck Joke
1) If you go to your family reunion to pick up guys/women… You might...
The blonde and the screen door
What does a blonde and a screen door have in common?The more you bang...
Light bulb lawyers
|Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?A0: Three; one...
Quick Witted Boy
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the supermarket.A man...
The 3 little pigs.
Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night.The waiter comes and takes their...
Morals of Story
One day at the end of class little Billy’s teacher has the class go...
Sacramento Kings Fan or Lakers Fan?
A Kindergarten teacher tells her class she’s a BIG Lakers fan.She’s really excited about...
Firearms
There was a man at a gas station, pumping gas into his truck. Whilepumping...
Getting old when
|You know you’re getting older when…Everything that works hurts, and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t...
Top10 Rules for dating my daughter.
Rule OneIf you pull into my driveway and honk you’d better be delivering a...