Snail Tracks
Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn’t leave tracks...
What Can I Get?
A man walks into a pharmacy and goes to the counter. Standing behind the...
Polak’s Wife
A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polak and says, “I was looking in...
Doughgirl Is Sick
In response to calls for sexual equity, Pillsbury recently added a newPillsbury Doughgirl character...
A group of cowboys were branding some cattle…
A group of cowboys were branding some cattle. While they were out the cooksaw...
I would like to havea second opinion
|A patient has a sore throat and goes to a doctor to get treatment...
What is the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?
What’s the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?One’s a snack cracker, the...
Newest horror movie
|Have you seen the current remake of the movie “Cape Fear?”It’s about a deranged...
Proffessional Terms
The pro quarterback was petitioning the court to have his recent marriage annulled. “On...
Criminal Mastermind
An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question,...