Crowded Subway
The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people were forced...
Big Chief, No Fart!
There is an old Indian Tribe in the Amazon and their chief is getting...
Changing of the English Language
Changing of the English LanguageHaving chosen English as the preferred language in the EEC,...
It just kills my appetite
A woman asks her husband if he’d like some breakfast. “Would you like bacon...
Wedding Gift
A female snake charmer was wooed by an undertaker and accepted his offer of...
Magnet?
Mr. Smythe had been giving his second-grade students a short lesson on science. He...
Why dont mexicans have checking accounts?
Why don’t mexicans have checking accounts?It’s too hard to spray paint your name on...
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore?
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore? -She gives a licking and keeps...
Wifespeak
Wifespeak/Translation You want: You wantWe need: I wantIt’s your decision: The correct decision should...
God being a man.
Q: How do we know that God is a man?A: Because if God was...