Punny as they get! yee-haw!
A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he...
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends…
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends.Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms...
The young lady admired the watch in the store window…
The young lady admired the watch in the store window every time she walked...
The Crystal Glass Bowl
Sister Mary Holycard was in her 60s, and much admired for her sweetness and...
Fight between the musicians
|At a concert hall one night, the stage manager comes across an oboe player...
Tim Shandy stepped into the Warm Spoon, a popular Galway tavern…
Tim Shandy stepped into the Warm Spoon, a popular Galway tavern.To Mike Callahan, the...
OUCH AND DOUBLE OUCH!
A couple hobbled into a Washington (state) emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels....
Getting Better
Patient: Please tell me, doctor, am I getting better? Doctor: I think so. But...
Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
Lawnmower
How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower? The green...