At night court, a man was brought in and set…
At night court, a man was brought in and set before the judge.The judge...
Laugh twice
Me: Hey, Donna, how do you make a blonde laugh twice in a row?...
Drilling is mine!
Storming into his lawyer’s office, a Texas oil magnate demanded that divorce proceedings begin...
How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?
How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?Moooo-ooo-ooo
How’d you want them
A little old lady had two monkeys for years. One day one of them...
you are so stupid…
You are so stupid that you flunked special-ed
Adages and Questions
What do you call an unemployed jester? … Nobody’s fool.Half of being smart is...
A new tax
Department of the Treasury Internal Revenue Service Washington, D.C. To: All Male Taxpayers RE:...
A pile of one liners!
Why are sheep always in a field? Because they can’t get out !Who gives...
Yo mama has
one leg and a bicycle. 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses. so much...