God and Gay People
If God had wanted people to be gay… he would’ve made Adam & Steve...
Oscar Mayer? Song
Sung to the Oscar Mayer? song:His baloney has a first name,It’s “I did not...
A mouse-tache!
|What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?A mouse-tache!
Preventive medicine belief
|Mary: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor.Doctor: Oh, really?Mary: Yes, she tries to...
Bad Thoughts
A couple were celebrating their 30th wedding anniversary at their home.Everyone was having a...
Sister Ann, arent you putting on a little weight?
“Sister Ann, aren’t you putting on a little weight?” inquired Father Dan during his...
So the elephant says to the naked man…
So the elephant says to the naked man . . .”You breathe through that...
This guy walks into a psychiatrist’s office with a…
This guy walks into a psychiatrist’s office with a concerned look on his face....
Giving very odd excuses
|The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One...
Stupid Insults 18/31
In line for brains, thought they said were handing out milkshakes, and he asked...