Insult Collection #14
I’ve hated your looks from the stare they gave me. Don’t you need a...
The last request
Father O’Grady was saying his goodbyes to the parishionersafter his Sunday morning service as...
Accidents
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur...
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?Shut up and help me get grandma off the doorknob!
Never hear a man say
Things You’ll Never Hear A Man Say: Here honey, you use the remote. You...
What do Arabs do on saturday night?
What do Arabs do on saturday night?They sit under palm trees and eat their...
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show…
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show. Lady luck had...
Life of an Egg
So you think your life is bad…Just think how bad the life of an...
Signs that you may be a drunk!
*** Signs that you “just might” have a drinking problem. ***You lose arguments with...
Growing Manhood
When Ralph first noticed that his penis was growing larger and staying erect longer,...